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[灌水] 有这么一个保护大熊猫的组织

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发表于 2012-8-1 21:28:12 | 显示全部楼层 |阅读模式
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这个组织叫:Pistols For Pandas(发枪给大熊猫),旨在筹款给每个大熊猫发一把枪,让他们有能力保护自己。
, A& L/ i5 U2 X7 p听起来如此荒诞的组织居然还真筹到钱了!
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/ n: y$ b  K5 W- \一下是原文,大意就是名为Crack Stuntman的头头把筹到的钱给当地学校买了台电脑,等在媒体前出了风头之后他就溜去把电脑卖了换成手枪丢进动物园的熊猫区。
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Pistols For Pandas (or PFP) is a non-profit organization that aims to give pistols to pandas. Crack Stuntman is the national spokesperson for the group. In Marzipan's Answering Machine Version 14.2, Stuntman calls and leaves a message telling Marzipan to stop protesting at their rallies. In Fan Costumes '09, he says that the work is "court ordered," even though in he was clearly being paid when he did a commercial for the organization. He describes pandas as "stupid, fat, slow creatures", saying they "need all the firepower they can get" so that they can protect themselves "when we come clear-cut their bamboo forests and build a five-star resort". PFP claims to have supplied guns to three hundred "underprivileged and unarmed" pandas. The logo shows an angry-looking panda with guns for eyebrows.
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( W1 I! N+ P) yAs explained in the toon Pistols for Pandas, for each dollar they receive, they laugh at (because what good is a dollar going to do?); but for every five-dollar donation received, one box of cereal is bought containing the best prize. Crack Stuntman eats the cereal, plays with the prize, and then removes the box top from the box. When the organization collects enough box tops, Crack dresses up like a fifth grader, takes them to a local school and buys the school a computer. After "charming the horn-rimmed glasses off the media center ladies," Crack sneaks out with the computer, takes it to a local pawn shop, and finally exchanges it for pistols, which are dumped into the panda habitat at the local zoo.
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( q. i! v& V, a) [这该算愚人组织吧,真是在国外一切都有可能啊。。。BTW:宣传海报不错
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发表于 2012-8-1 21:30:57 | 显示全部楼层
沙发~
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发表于 2012-8-1 22:16:32 来自手机 | 显示全部楼层
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哈哈 组织者有才
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发表于 2012-8-1 23:26:31 | 显示全部楼层
有深意,要是大熊猫有思想就好了<25>
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发表于 2012-8-1 23:52:02 | 显示全部楼层
它的手指又不能扣扳机
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发表于 2012-8-2 10:27:48 | 显示全部楼层
萌呀~~~<35><35><35>
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发表于 2012-8-2 17:33:28 | 显示全部楼层
熊猫灭绝是因为挑食+xing冷淡。
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发表于 2012-8-2 18:31:14 | 显示全部楼层
<12>有点意思
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 楼主| 发表于 2012-8-2 19:45:44 | 显示全部楼层
皮小小 发表于 2012-8-2 17:33 % L& s5 R, `# F; E3 M
熊猫灭绝是因为挑食+xing冷淡。
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你是专家
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