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IF YOU LOVE
- }' z( \1 T$ k8 M KTHE ORIGINAL VERSION:
/ u$ k" n$ g: k7 D" ^If you love something,
3 c/ C( j6 u' }Set it free...
% n* G' H- R3 L: qIf it comes back, it's yours,
+ H! d E+ l+ gIf it doesn't, it never was yours....
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# H$ l) G" a4 B3 r* kTHE PESSIMIST VERSION:
: A8 W; Y' a( ]6 ?* wIf you love somebody,
- P1 R1 ^& s1 Q* G4 T% dSet her free ...
/ j1 x# [; R7 ]If she ever comes back, she's yours,
' G+ A6 D9 W$ E8 r0 OIf she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.
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THE OPTIMIST VERSION:% U; S5 S b* l; J8 z3 e! H
If you love somebody,
0 x$ a4 _* h, m9 E; NSet her free ...4 t8 G" P- p, {, t8 [& x
Don't worry, she will come back.8 k8 y% }4 y, c; }$ {
3 ~4 B) f' |% y0 q5 TTHE SUSPICIOUS VERSION:4 w7 j$ N; y3 p. l7 ~1 g9 O- ~
If you love somebody,+ S; k7 B# u4 E: p+ w5 \0 P$ K7 X
Set her free ... K P2 Q% Q$ q2 Z4 o J3 l2 n
If she ever comes back, ask her why.
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# X# S, L. z6 i' [8 mTHE IMPATIENT VERSION:% Y, Z) ]" ?8 T* Y, t0 p
If you love somebody,& u) z6 X3 G' s$ P6 }5 K
Set her free ...; ?* W7 i% n6 n% t7 f% |; \" Q- P
If she doesn't comes back within some time limit,
1 v8 @6 C% t) w; L$ o: V. |& aForget her.
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" L$ R( ^. C- ^7 D7 `5 k7 I) bTHE PATIENT VERSION: b$ r" a9 H+ n3 P$ H& j
If you love somebody,: q5 {5 w, T/ P; E3 V" [/ @* j
Set her free ...6 `& B8 ~6 p0 K+ \$ ~) @( S- n
If she doesn't come back, continue to wait,2 e, W! f! e5 h- e0 P( g
Until she comes back ...' P) e( S! N5 Q7 d
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THE PLAYFUL VERSION:
4 m3 w- n; D8 ]If you love somebody,# {5 A7 C! s( E4 B4 o
Set her free ...0 f7 z$ d- ~/ O2 [
If she comes back, and if you love her still,5 u% u# ^3 l" ]2 I
Set her free again, repeat *6 p1 f% R) q) x/ p
; J5 ]! ^! d% r I7 y+ STHE LAWYER'S VERSION:
; y* A3 V, D3 Q8 Q1 z: `: c# I7 X- fIf you love somebody,
+ }0 D9 ^* C1 {$ T! t3 @3 ]$ ASet her free...2 D0 v& v3 }( H( U
Clause 1a of Paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment of the Matrimonial Freedom- P: {* @% B+ l0 t( F1 n
Act clearly states that...
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THE BILL GATES VERSION:
1 z, ?, E( Q/ K2 WIf you love somebody,
/ p1 M3 q( b6 a& E mSet her free...
6 N M% {8 M8 ^ ?7 NIf she comes back,* c7 z) a, }; B. g$ n) l
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also
- t/ G4 ~& _& h5 s' _: }$ qgoing to get an upgrade.
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THE STATISTICIAN'S VERSION::
& l+ D7 \1 d% I) O8 m' f1 O1 K5 V2 TIf you love somebody,
1 _2 L8 z4 v' s9 e9 RSet her free...
8 E/ f4 {. C$ A* u7 h# Q- PIf she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high,+ V7 }. s- M9 O9 B% K% \! O, b
If she doesn't, your relationship was improbable anyway.8 i4 H1 Z& _% {# B' s
# J7 j8 F7 e. y4 D' FTHE POSSESSIVE VERSION:
! W, @: o& I* b) |# R) N8 OIf you love somebody,
3 `/ ^/ N: H9 s9 wDon't ever set her free.
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' O. ^0 ]2 b! j4 |2 H( f. }THE MBA VERSION:
- e8 i: ~0 W" HIf you love somebody,9 p0 ?( r) K! O, S
Set her free...' t* g( w0 C$ T+ ?3 v+ G
Instantaneously...
6 L/ x$ S# H& N ~6 \; Q7 SAnd look for others simultaneously.# v2 y0 g+ [4 w9 u
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THE PSYCHOLOGIST'S VERSION: \! t5 S: C" _
If you love somebody,2 Z4 Y/ R7 d I
Set her free...
' |% {$ P/ k3 |" V P& |If she comes back, her super ego is dominant,2 j" ^+ j, j% c* s
If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme,( W H3 W8 ^- a, h
If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.8 Q; } _- I/ T
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THE FINANCE EXPERT VERSION:
: o4 q# f5 }& r& I4 Q8 a. p% n! NIf you love somebody,: }1 _& O9 O: s
Set her free...7 A8 D1 U/ r* b( w- q8 ~
If she comes back, its time to look for fresh loans.5 d3 P/ h5 c7 ^8 m
If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.
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, B6 k" r3 a$ _7 K3 ]! e; l3 |; ]THE MARKETING VERSION:
' b6 Y7 h4 x+ ]- q2 iIf you love somebody,
2 O1 T! p! p) LSet her free...
& G+ ~: o; @6 }If she comes back, she has brand loyalty
; `! p y6 c MIf she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.+ d) K" X k# y
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